20 to 30% growth? This dude just makes shit up constantly.

Great list Erin and Thank You for not making this list a slide show! <3

It's time to finish what General Sherman started.

Because SCOTUS ruled years ago that police departments could make cops take IQ tests so they can weed out anyone with a high IQ.

Good news we recovered your car, bad news it’s at Picknpull now

The car went from stolen to totaled.

What could go wrong with Stellantis rushing vehicle production?

I’m really surprised Ferrari hasn’t sued to have it destroyed lol.

If you legitimately want to help instead of just getting off on feeling like you’re helping, there’s still a way you can pitch in legally.

Background:
“The Stanford marching band, during the Stanford-Oregon game, “formed a chainsaw that spelled out ‘OWL,’ transforming into ‘AWOL. ‘” They ended the performance by cutting a fake owl in half with a chainsaw. Fans were so upset that the governor of Oregon banned them from the state of Oregon.”

The kids are alright.

I have yet to see a new Z, and I live in FL where retirees come to spend their children’s’ inheritance the money they saved during their career on playthings.

Perfect! But this gif is so common...why does his face look like a bad AI job?

If only a bipartisan immigration bill could be crafted to relieve much of that problem. Wait! One was drafted and ready for consideration but Trumpsterfire directed his drones in the House of Republicants to scuttle it - preventing a Biden “win”. Oh damn.

I’m part of the class.  Should be a fun watch.  Texas does take land issues seriously.

Agreed, he’s definitely up there with ProPublica.  He gets maybe one or two more points for swearing so often.

John Oliver’s philippics are the same for me....

It’s expensive to be poor. That’s a feature of this country, not a bug. Bootstraps! 

Not really into his music but great human being regardless.