I’ve never been a Rage Against the Machine fan, but my understanding of their lyrics is that they’re basically, “We have very strong opinions about politics/And here’s a PowerPoint laying them out/In very great detail.”

As Laszlo and Nandor proved, Guillermo thankfully doesn’t need to be present for the collection. He just gets his cut off the top.

(The close-up on Nandor’s face when Laszlo said, “I don’t know about you, old chap, but I have a raging hard-on!,” was hilarious.)

How else are you going to keep a dozen of “hot now” Krispy Kremes at peak freshness?

Luckily there is no possible way for this feature to be abused.

Taycan option list:

This makes no sense Boeing is not a central reserve bank.

Yeah but then the cars are always whining about it. 

I’m submitting this piece for a Pulitzer.

What is this? A Rolls-Royce for ants?

Try Googling “French Revolution”

LOL! ‘if’

Now it’s a Porsche Taycan’t.

Jalopnik is one of the very few outlets that does not agree to informational embargoes. That means that other outlets sign extensive non-disclosure agreements, agreeing to sit on information for days, weeks, sometimes months in advance, and not say a peep about it until a manufacturer’s marketing team says they can.…

Will you settle with the Toyota Yaris S with the same anemic engine and automatic transmission it normally has, but now with a riveted on lower lip and light package to remind you of what you can’t have?

“Hi, I owe 27k on my car, and that’s too expensive! I’d like to buy a car for $28k to lower my payment.”

Sounds familiar. 

God damn it. I misread the headline as Polestar. I was really disappointed 6 minutes later when the image finished loading. 

I like your wife.