Woof. Bad week to pick this particular hot take.

It was always a really awkward fit, having something so focused on the US be made central to something almost entirely marketed to places outside the US, and something so based on the idea of PR-as-ethics in a sport that the rest of the time stays as far away from ethical discussions as possible. American police…

Yeah. By gosh, why are they going to a company that makes overalls?

Still waiting on the Halo 3 Hayabusa armor to come to infinite...

They’re breaking the game so it’s virtually unplayable for the next year plus? 

Ribbons are a late game accessory and you fucking know it.

It’s the game that popularized tea bagging to the point that it’s also the only game around in 2021 where people still do it. So I’d say yes, being kinda toxic and petty is 100% a part of the spirit of halo multiplayer.

being a dick lol, no it’s about winning the match. I’m not playing for the other players fucking feelings lol.

K.

Flying cars DO exist, and they already have several racing series:

I feel the only reason for the “INTEGRA” side graphic is because they couldn’t tell the difference between it and a yellow painted Civic.

Yes, what will the world do without an experts input on Amouranth’s fucking gas station.

What tires you have doesn’t matter as much if you’re high-centered, with the wheels hanging in air.

Of course! I mentioned those Beetle kits in the article. Also, maybe this foolishness shouldn’t stop?

Should probably google either “literally” or “nobody”.

The game is a disappointment, but that doesn’t give you the right to abuse the English language so flippantly.

It’s like Vine, but cool because Vine was a long time ago and therefore is lame and something only old people thought was cool.

Hurr! Hurr! My cuntry doesn’t have violence or discrimination at all ever! Durf! 

As someone who wrote one of those reviews, it does not 

1st: At what point does someone at Apple pitch the idea that they probably shouldn’t try and make a car?