I know it’s not exactly a high bar, but many video game executives don’t even bother to pretend to play games. Reggie had a Dragon Quest IX save with like 100 hours in it.

It’s a video of Peter Molyneux promising you the title “Lord of the Universe” and untold riches.

C’mon. You know it was much worse then with all the chromium foil hologram polybagged bullshit.

You must’ve skipped the Battlefield 4 launch.