This is why this situation is so baffling to me. If Lochte doesn’t make this a big deal, it all goes away and not even the coaches down there wouldve known anything was wrong.

This Gunnar Bentz is also kind of a narc. Another rule of doing stupid shit is not to be in the employ of markass snitches.

Wait, so some asshole 3rd world country security guards really did draw their weapons and demand cash as a requisite for letting them go? So Lochte only lied about some events which was really only embellishing and we are roasting someone other than those backwards Brazilian corrupt pieces of human shits? I thought we…

Usain simone doesn’t like all the coverage?

Just think how much of a disappointment it will be when everyone in Cleveland wakes up tomorrow and realizes they are still in Cleveland.

As a Cincinnatian (fuck Cleveland hard any other day), HUGE congratulations to the Cavs and to Cleveland. They deserved it.

Its not all his fault. The IOC really jerked founder Dick Pound around. They erected this agency that was supposed to probe into the darkest recesses, then choked it off when it started getting good. Once dick left, the agency softened, and allowed russia to massage some of their harder regulations. If we really want…

except that a liberal arts major knows to put the period inside the quotation marks.

New President Craig Reedie? Did Dick Pound pull out?

Russia is the Florida Man of the world.

Report: WADA Wet.

I have concerns about his motor as well.

First Law Of Takes: A take shall remain in effect until its retraction is demanded by a more powerful organization.