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You are so insecure and phony.

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It's supposed to be 70 degrees and sunny today in Doo Buy. Anyone know of a way I can keep calm?

When I showed up at the Kansas City Star in 1994, I shook the entire Midwest and eventually the country

"... the centralized clearinghouse for determining who will be executed without due process based upon how one fits into the executive branch's "matrix".

These kill me every time. +1

Good news for those coaches concerned about a team full of content Beavers, made soft by the taste of victory ...

Well, over here it may not be on a weekend, but I have plenty of time to get drunk over dinner, sleep 6 hours, wake up, get a beer, watch the game, pass out for a few hours and be at work by 10am the next day.

I've never shown a comment on Deadspin to my wife. I showed her this one. Un-freaking-believable.

Says the guy with only 149 followers....

Not that different. In real life I am only 600m tall, rather than the 800m that I portray here. But, you kind of have to assume all guys online exaggerate by at least 25%, right?

Finest kind.

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