This isn't that surprising. Heyman turned 50 last year ... if there is anything that Pfizer can teach us, it is that a man gains a new appreciation for the reality-altering power of performance enhancing drugs after turning 50.

Kennedy: "I'm stalling for commercial time, and that's why we're doing this right now, and I need your help."

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The Texans' team site started this trend a few weeks back with its charming "Christmas with the Schaubs" tribute, where less than 3 minutes in you can clearly see Matt in the background shitting the bed.

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Step 1: Pray like hell that you never have to make a decision

"We won't suck your dick, but welcome to the world's best city."

. [eh, too mean]

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Howdy! While not Muslim, I live in the Middle East and face some of the same culinary constraints simply due to the difficulty of obtaining wine. For seafood dishes, I have found that seafood broth (from bullion, which is available everywhere) + sugar (to offset the "base" taste of the bullion) + butter (only a tiny…

"Hey, guys, we need to send you a way for a while until things cool off"

"For God's sake, if you have a complaint, just talk to your producer. Now, get back to work Colin."

It isn't that surprising. We know that when Rex thinks of Michelle, he prefers de-

a) It was a joke. That's what we do here. b) Do you think it is a smidge possible that Penn State put a call into the Governor saying "we can't afford to protest this, but perhaps you could do it on our behalf"?

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Donald is still wondering how he never noticed that his son was black.

Who knew? Apparently Penn State does know how to report an abuse of authority to the proper authorities.

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