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I hate you.

Normally I would redact, but that is rather amazing.

Duquette better be careful - Jamie has a wicked temper. His teammate Mordecai had five fingers before he borrowed Moyer's favorite glove without asking.

In retrospect, it wasn't fair of Scully to insist on racing in London - Robinson would have won if he hadn't tripped on all of the banana peels.

That's great

a bookie who allegedly took the bettor's money and never paid out winnings or returned the original stake.

"OK, Warren. Match point. Whoever scores next wins the others' half of America. Fine, you can use the big paddle since you agreed to play our national game."

Deep down Roger knows Kerry has him beat. That is why Clemens has never been able to so much as look at a piece of Wood without hurling it in frustration.

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Sadly, 5 minutes later Mejda's prospecting resulted in his unearthing what immediately became the highest potential asset in the Astros organization.

Good Morning DUAN!

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So, we mock Chris Bosh for taking time off to see the birth of his daughter - but then Marc Gasol schedules an in-game prostate exam so he doesn't miss time and we mock him too ... and we wonder why athletes don't trust the media.

10 years from now, if you run across a sketchy doctor hitting ball after ball into the water hazard, you should punch him in the face - just to be safe.

[wanders off aimlessly]

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Have you considered recommending to him that you arrange the batting order by paycheck size? That ought to get a good reaction - my guess is that guy isn't exactly a cleanup hitter.

Nice