Surprised Twincest was trending on twitter. Hilarious jab by the queen of low blows.

It was definitely a stretch but I guess that's what they were going for. Personally, CY has never seemed even remotely interested in women so the thought of Mellie marrying him was almost the perfect pairing to ensure she yet again was with a man who had no sexual attraction to her.

Betty wearing that Jughead inspired shirt, was so cute.

What a time to be a Raptor (Bard student or alum NOT Toronto or dinosaurs :p)

Elijah-ism of the episode:

And where she's made so many friends …

Actually, I noted last week that Shosh seemed very different this season, so it's not just this episode.

Girls didn’t just forget about Shoshanna this season
http://www.avclub.com/artic…

You're here too?!
Yeah (Duh!), Shosh and I are bros

Hey you wanna come sleep with me?
No … wait for sex?
No what?! I mean what if it was for sex?
No? Just wanna be clear about the invitation

He need his own spinoff!

If you think I'm gonna move up there, marry you and be your Tad, you are surely mistaken maam … probably

Speaking of which, was I the only one who read too much into this:
"I swear Archibald, when the light hits you just right …"

The physical attraction, I get, especially seeing that this is high school. But he's so bland and boring that I can't imagine he could interest women like Betty, Cheryl and Veronica who could have their pick of boys.

Leave it to Archie, to tap the wrong hole.

Cheryl & Veronica's rivalry would reach epic proportions if he was in a "coerced" romance.

He's is absolutely atrocious. I won't blame KJ Apa, just yet, because I feel it's the writers fault for making him so damn bland, boring, vanilla, soft and overall just a naive, slightly self-involved sucker.

What makes the "Archie-Every Girl" thing EVEN MORE tiring is that he simply doesn't have the personality nor charm to pull it off. For me, it's not even remotely believable that every girl he comes into contact with, wants him, and worse trying to pass him off as jailbait with predator Mrs. Grundy (and Cheryl's…

"Mr. Andrews, nice haircut, you're looking extremely DILFy today"

She can play the victim, the bitch and the seductress so equally well.