Until we get some suggestions, this is now a discussion on who we should replace Schumer with: The guy who sold out the judicial branch on the premise it’d save the Senate.

But will I get to see Song of the South?

“John Carpenter’s . . . package . . . is crowd-pleasing[,] . . . but I’m not so quick to . . . come.”

FUCK YEAH, HALLOWEEN 3 MASK KIDS

Cookie is my goal. Controversy is my bakery. Me will do hundred reps of cookie for 6 pack of more cookies.

is something truly “family friendly” if it’s literally destroying viewers’ cognitive functions?

I was extremely disappointed when after a few seconds I realized that Jacob Tremblay in the new Predator movie is not in fact John Paul Tremblay from Trailer Park Boys, so Julian won’t be playing the equivalent to Newt from Aliens.

How in the world is it possible for something to be better than Twin Peaks? They got damn good coffee, and damn good pie, too! Mighty fine.

OK, racist.

BONG

As a threesome? My goodness. It is HBO, but I doubt they’d show that.

“KINJA is cool.... KINJA’s ALWAYS been cool....”