That’ll teach you to one up a cop, eh.

how many cars and coffee attendees will it get through?

Is it worth the Civic Type R money it commands?

He actually looks sorta like Alex Baldwin in makeup in that picture.

he said fresh coffee

Maybe not drive for 36 hours endangering others on the road? Dumbass.

I’d caution that Carfax doesn’t necessarily have full history either. They can only report the data they have; not all shops will report those things.

Lol. Too soon

Maybe it wasn’t allowed to go under 50MPH ?

I don’t know if you’re being snarky or not, but thats a service that Tom (aka the author here) actually provides for a reasonable asking fee.

I only buy at Car Dealers that have a Purple Gorilla in front of them

That’s why as an adult, you shouldn’t actively steal someone else’s job.

Hey, it’s almost like strikes work or something.

I’m a homeowner. I think that township can piss right off..

That guy in the gif must have had some shitty grades in high school to get that job.

How is an article on jalopnik shared on jalopnik?

Ah, but he would also have been driving on the other side of the road, which means he would have likely missed the pole entirely due to the different trajectory. ;)

That’s a Boxster Spyder...it costs more than a basic 911 because it was an extremely limited edition car-MSRP is $2000 cheaper than a Carrera but in reality the Spyder is much more money due to demand. My friend actually sold his Carrera S for one. The Spyder made 5 more horsepower than the 991.1 Carrera btw.

I feel your pain. Here in Palo Alto the street sweeper comes at 10 AM on Tuesdays, so I... don’t do anything. Because I’m at work, with my car, at 10 AM on Tuesdays.

Who still listens to podcasts?