That’s why as an adult, you shouldn’t actively steal someone else’s job.

Hey, it’s almost like strikes work or something.

I’m a homeowner. I think that township can piss right off..

That guy in the gif must have had some shitty grades in high school to get that job.

How is an article on jalopnik shared on jalopnik?

Ah, but he would also have been driving on the other side of the road, which means he would have likely missed the pole entirely due to the different trajectory. ;)

That’s a Boxster Spyder...it costs more than a basic 911 because it was an extremely limited edition car-MSRP is $2000 cheaper than a Carrera but in reality the Spyder is much more money due to demand. My friend actually sold his Carrera S for one. The Spyder made 5 more horsepower than the 991.1 Carrera btw.

I feel your pain. Here in Palo Alto the street sweeper comes at 10 AM on Tuesdays, so I... don’t do anything. Because I’m at work, with my car, at 10 AM on Tuesdays.

You’re forgetting labor.

Old people dressed as....older people

I had the same thought, especially looking at the direct shot of the rear in the article. At least Daimler had the good sense not to put the engine back there. *dons Nomex*

You even think about your response to “do you know why I pulled you over” in case you pass a squad car shooting radar in the bushes.

A co-op store that sells outdoor sports equipment?

Since when are mk4 stance bros anything BUT raucous lol...

And it was hardly original. Google “zorro” to see the source.

50 miles down the highway puts these cars right in the Atlantic Ocean, which is fine by me

Full disclosure: I used to work for Mr. Lloyd (previous company, not Hyperloop - he came out of telco and was President @ Cisco). This is not a defense of him.

I just did; new Korean cars

What you did there. I sees it.

He literally says he needs to move sheet rock and tow a boat. People love to recommend the car they have to others. “Oh you want to go rock crawling? my celica made it down a gravel road once” “you need to fit your family of 7 in a car for road trips? Me and my buddies once squeeze 3 people in my miata, you should…