Just back from your vacation under a rock for the last year?

Why do women insist on asking questions to which they know they are unlikely to like the answer?

Yeah, my wife would have said the same thing, EXCEPT she wouldn’t have honored the deal. “What the F did you do to the door? Get that out of the house. I can’t believe you did this! My floor! F)*$&@@)*” (this continues for a while). Me: “You said if I could get it through the door, it could come in.” Her: “I never…

“would’ve”

“He loves that stupid car more than he loves the rest of us.”

Despite at first wondering “Why the fuck did you do dat, sun?” Mai-Lee did have some nice things to say as well.

An E39 M5, of course!

I can’t help but fantasize about how cool it would be if Tesla re-activated AEB without telling anybody. Let everyone keep thinking that they’re going to have to actually pay attention and be prepared to stop the car themselves.

BMW’s best design years were the late-’90s to early ‘00s

Meanwhile, across the street, the BMW folks are hopeful that they’ll be able to squeeze in a second car.

If I were caught for 1% of the speeding I did when I had my M3, I’d have been in jail till the end of time :)

Is it the reason the car wouldn’t start??

duh

The guy had his car stolen for a misdemeanor crime.

because the word ‘vehicle’ in the title means ‘automobile’ or ‘car’ if you prefer.

Nouveau riche dipshits in every worldly market will buy this in the millions to tower over the plebs and cut them off without signaling.

You really /are/ that guy... Or just a troll. But I’ll feed you.

Because taking cars for drug related offenses is a typical civil forfeiture target.

What cash? You mean this $368 he had? I can’t imagine what happened to all $268 of it. I mean really, are you even sure he had $168 in the car? There’s absolutely no proof...