Oof.

“Fight me”

-Turn wheels to left
*Tech turns wheels to left*

I couldn’t agree with you more. Instagram is completely ruining our culture. So many people only care about getting a good picture to post on Instagram for the carefully curated version of their life that they want to portray to others. They have little interest actually living life and enjoying the moment. It drives…

That is the only example and it’s dead. So not a habit.

*like=Jesus is your savior

As a stock car, I would agree that these are a wee bit lame, but let’s not forget the potential as a rally car:

Today, put some class in your life. Consider selling everything you own to buy a pristine A70 Toyota Supra.

OK - you made this hard with the titles of NP and CP on the poll.

It’s so bizarre that you spell everything else totally correctly but think that “hire” is spelled “higher.”

Yep. That’s a COTD right there.

COTD

Now Hondas engines can’t even last through contract negotiations.

Rabbits are not frail weak fragile creatures as you state. I have owned rabbits all my life and I can attest that they are very hardy little buggers. They’re resistant to disease, very clean and can easily reach 15 years of age. Not to mention they’re totes adorbs.

“...evidence of a crime brought to the surface.”

That’s sobering-up food. Drunk food is what you get on your way to make more bad decisions, even if you happen to pass out before you get there.

Hmm, sounds better than strawberries. I mean c’mon, just look at all these chemicals. I’ll never eat a strawberry again.

But fear monger if makes the clicks happen.

That thing probably has all the structural rigidity of a box of donuts.

Sounds fare to me.