I hate to unmask my identity here, but I am Abe Froman and I don’t appreciate you punk kids impersonating me during your delinquent, truant shenanigans.

No valet? But who’s going to take my friend’s dad’s 1961 Ferrari 250GT out for a joy ride whilst I go to the top of the Sears Tower, visit the stock market and the Museum of Art, have lunch at Chez Quiz pretending to be the sausage king of Chicago, catch a Cubs game, and lastly, lip sink “Danke Schoen” in a downtown…

Canadian #COTD!!!

We’re just like gun-less Americans with good healthcare and awfully expensive data plans.

People are allowed to decide to like cars and visit jalop for the first time.

You mean you dont furiously masturbate to OCD posts about any and every car on the planet? How dare you!

Actually it does have grease, oil and other fluids (moving parts need lubricant, electronics need cooling). Albeit less than an ICE car.

You’re gonna lose your money.

yup when you do it long enough it becomes your reaction to any question. “Are you sitting in a car” “*pause*Yes this automobile is classified as a car to the best of my knowledge however this answer may be subject to change upon more research”

My Mini agrees

I see some rather intuitive replies and such.... The technical term is “shock loading.”.

Truthfully. They were made to get the intake out of the dust of vehicles in convoy. There were water based uses for them obviously (especially militarily), but they were popularized because of their ability to keep the filters and bowls from getting clogged with dust.

Snorkels were invented for dust, not water.

pipe dream

witnesses reported the BMWs weaving in and out of traffic and stopping on the highway to start races with the other cars in the group.

Someone tell the NC Highway Patrol to stop using Smokey and the Bandit movies for their officer training classes.

“This is what happens when boys grow up watching Fast and the Furious movies and playing Tony Hawk.”

With respect, I have to disagree. Supercars are best in their intended environment: Cars n’ Coffee.

obligatory

Kick it? Calm down Jackie Chan. What the hell are you doing with your feet up there?