his mom probably drives with her blinker on

... it’s a chevy malibu

the thing the owner in that commercial doesn’t realize is that it’s the goddamn serpentine belt that makes that goddamn cricket chirping noise for the life of the vehicle.

Eurotherm needs to work on their attributes.

you’re that guy today

You’re a bad friend.

i’ve got three very expensive children.

I’m with you.

of course it does.

... it’s a Chevy Malibu.

yeah where has she been anyhow ?

You will serve 169 years in prison, but don’t worry, on the backside you’ll be eligible for parole in 105 years. 

i can’t right now

... id pay 100,000k for that...

illuminati

i dunno.. i think you just challenged #COTD with this brilliant comment.

first thing i thought when i saw the photo was, “boardslide!”

no f’ing way someone is going to find a picture of a girl in a bikini in front of a bendy-bus. GOOD LUCK.

i feels you