He initially typed these tweets on the TV remote.

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Oh look, the US Navy named a fighter squadron in honor of Trump:

Yes but they are still “winning.” You’re talking about people who don’t give a shit if their economic livelihoods are effected, as long as they “own the libs.”

“That is not a UFO.” ≠ “Aliens don’t exist.” 

If a stripper has a wardrobe malfunction, its part of the show. 

Contrapoints is amazing, and this video in particular is fantastic.  Natalie really does a great job both explaining them and having empathy for them without excusing them for their awful behavior.

It’s just cis, no need for capitalization since it’s not an acronym, and you can just say straight women since there are more cis lesbians than trans women anything.

It’s hilarious how closeted and in denial incels are. They are almost single-mindedly obsessed with attractive men, and insistent that because THEY aren’t attractive that’s why attractive (or any) women won’t sleep with them. It’s almost like... They spend more time looking at and obsessing over photos of attractive…

These are probably the guys sending 1000 unasked for dick pics a day, so they need those testes to look their bestes!

Unfortunately, incels aren’t contained to the US. In countries where they can’t as easily get guns, they use things like vehicles.

Highly recommend this amazing video from Contrapoints

Ok but why don’t women appreciate me for the hobbies I have now, which include criticizing them online and playing video games?

I only have one condition about my man’s balls and it is Be Smaller Than Dinosaur Eggs Please.

These guys will go any length to avoid the simple expedient of not being assholes toward women in order to get laid.

I need to see the before and after photos of someone that has gotten a ‘manlier shaped head’. I can’t begin to imagine what that even means.

It occurs to me that incels aren’t even really incels. If they didn’t insist on getting sex from only the most beautiful women, they could probably get laid. I have never ever been a hot chick but I’ve also never ever had a problem getting laid. I’ve slept with Chads, and I’ve also slept with dudes who in no way…

I get the Sound of Music reference in the headline, but at first, I thought I was going to read that tying testicles with string was some kind of self torture practice that incels were into. 

You know what, good on that shady doctor for bilking these assholes out of their money.