<wishful conspiracy theory> They’re doing all this so it goes down in flames, and they can say to the higher-ups/shareholders/fans, “See? We tried multiplayer and it was awful. We’ll stick to SP games in the future, no more trying to make us add online features!” </wishful conspiracy theory>

Between this and leaking customer info...

Question, does this patch release everyone personal data to third party individuals who also downloaded the patch?

If not, we might qualify it as the most successful thing Bethesda done all week.

Hear, hear.

I guess you need some sort of sarcasm symbol to get jokes

Different blue, different bar outline, different aspect ratio—and that’s for one of their navy jacks, not a battle flag. The fact is, the modern confederate flag wasn’t flown during the war, and it definitely wasn’t “the battle flag” like you said.

The shirt being offensive? Fine I get that. The instagram photo that involves a poster in the background, being offensive enough for people to demand an apology? The hell? Unless pawcat is hiding a swastika behind it, I’m really not understanding that one as much. 

I see the weebs are all over this already.

Dear people who are always getting offended at everything,

Bethesda hopes that the asbestos and shards of glass don’t otherwise deter your enjoyment of what they feel is one of the greatest collector’s edition ever.

you can buy it for 500 atoms

“Look, once our playerbase figures out how to mod the asbestos & broken glass into a bag, the issue takes care of itself!”

Tomorrows Headline: Bethesda Support inadvertently sends nudes/dick picks to Customer’s Grandparents, [Update: Issue Resolved]

“We regret to inform you that due to a shipping error, many of you have recieved Todd Howard’s urine by mistake.

Mike Flynn’s sentencing document is actually all about Fallout 76.

Same here! I thought it was going to be 2 older ladies who hacked into a debt collection database and wiped out records, which would have been awesome. What they did was also awesome, but not quite as next level as geriatric hacking would have been.

My husband got a cut on his finger that turned into toxic shock and the flesh-eating virus. Cut to 7 mos later when I got a message at my desk (I’m a public school teacher) that went like this:

I hope this is the first of many.  If you’re going to make money off the culture, the people that create the culture should be rewarded

Thank you! But you should’ve emailed it to Kotaku as instructed.

I never know what percentage to tip.