Wow! He shut up!

Or, you know, do.

That’s a sweet photo. Is he actually in his casket there?

dammit *its

Yeah, who needs a feeling of accomplishment.

That’s about the lukewarmest hot take I’ve ever seen.

Why the fuck not?

You sound like someone with an astonishing lack of sense of humor or awareness of the world around them. Must be nice.

lol. Keep buying high and selling low, folks. We need you.

I got it, it’s awesome.

I got it, it’s awesome.

“holmes.”

lol

Maybe you just should stop being a smarmy contrarian little cunt?

Nickelback is pizza?

haha, my fault for letting my inner 14-year-old girl out ;)

“deep frying starts at 350°F”

Elucidating, eh?

He should get the craig list

I can’t imagine what you’re asking me.

xoxo