Yodelling is super hard.

They get paid?!

iirc, the victim wasn’t a student, she was a sister to a student. Remember the letter?

When the teacher was telling us what to type during typing drills, no one had told me she was going to be abbreviating “semi-colon” with the word “semi”, and she pronounced it to sound a lot like “sunny”, so that’s what I typed instead of the semi-colon every time, the full word “sunny”. That’s why I type so fast. I…

I don’t know, misspelling “lawsuit” doesn’t scream “trust” to me.

Same here, in the identity verification process it asked me about a bunch of accounts I never had. Hmmm.

Capital One, I believe, also does this. Free, iirc.

Hard pass.

“those who aren’t interesting”

“You’ll have to enter the last 6-digits of your Social Security number (and your last name”

equifax: “Give us a second chance to completely fuck you over! Only $10!”

My old pastry chef used to try to comvince me to get a puppy for us to eat. I didn’t.

“defining national characteristic”

Who brags about a tweet they made one time forever?

Everything about this take is wrong.

Eponymous, not titular.

So instead of every game being zombie survival, now all games are Pubg? Noted. Luckily, I haven’t played Skyrim yet.

Oh hi mark.

“Hale-Bopp” 

Wow, lots of shitty takes in the greys. Stay there, scrubs.