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It’s Jeff Goldblum as The Fly in your chardonnay.

Agreed on the possibility for a horror-movie approach. You could even do it with no other human characters besides Chell, but you’d have to have an actor who’s extremely good at acting by herself, or possibly talking to other versions of herself...

duh, flip it over and use the other side

How is MacGuyver going to get out of this one?

Yep, “Heavy Rain”, “Beyond: Two Souls”, Detroit: Become Human”, etc. You would think the Playstation store would sell only games.

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Harder Hyundai, Better, Faster, Stronger

Here I am killing all the covid and you morons are off buying Chinese SUVs with all your sweet stimulus money! SAD! No more checks for you people. Didn’t I ban Hyundai because their 5G routers were spying on us? Let me make this clear, my son does not do cocaine. He was high on America. I have that effect on people,

I feel like the middle of this article was deleted before it was posted.  Come on giz, you guys are better than this, get put some effort into this.

And Knuckles

I can now picture her hovering around other people in the restroom like Moaning Myrtle and trying to determine if they belong there.

Your Photoshop did a weird thing where it left on a bunch of extra doors. Here you go:

President Great White

I suspect over time Gone With the Wind will sorta fade from view

Someone needs to write a fan-fiction where Mallory Archer and Aramaki from Section 9 hook up. As elderly people running spy agencies, they’d have a lot in common.

So what you’re saying is that I should sell every position in my portfolio and invest 50% in an ultrashort S&P ETF and the other 50% in canned food, guns & ammunition?

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

The baller move was her statement about ripping it up: “it was the courteous thing to do considering the alternative.” God DAMN!

2016: To promote a healthy meta, you can no longer choose the same hero as someone else on your team

Watch as it turns out he comes back as Mr. Roasted Peanut.