Why are you doing this to yourself? Blink twice if you need help.

Did they show us where we can go to buy a gosh-darn PS5?

Make it a Vespa and you can do Akira and FLCL at the same time. (There’s a crossover event for ya...)

Now if only they could get the supply chain issues worked out so I could buy a damn Switch.

Finally, we’ll get a version of the seventh Infinity Gem, the Continuity Gem!

“Obediently cute.”

If you bought AppleCare on your old device, you can call Apple to cancel it and receive a prorated refund. This doesn’t seem to happen automatically, and you can’t do it online - you’ll have to call them (800-APL-CARE/800-275-2273) and wait through a phone queue to do so. (Depending on how long is left on the…

Link is dead, the least expensive copies now are $35 (and those are used).

Link is dead, the least expensive copies now are $35 (and those are used).

My work’s network security blocked their payment site. It doesn’t block anything but it blocked this. Think I’ll pass.

My work’s network security blocked their payment site. It doesn’t block anything but it blocked this. Think I’ll…

Would I buy a $25k Tesla? Absolutely. Do I think Tesla can make a full-featured Tesla (decent range, full driver assist) for $25k? No chance. 

Where are you pulling price data from? At the time I write this, the Brother printer says here that it’s $120, but the least expensive listing on Amazon is $180. A 50 percent increase in the price makes it a LOT less appealing.

Where are you pulling price data from? At the time I write this, the Brother printer says here that it’s $120, but…

In fairness, that includes more than “just” the console. Many (most?) gamers are likely to want at least Xbox Live anyway.

I got a haircut a few days ago. And yes, I was wearing a mask when I got shampooed. (In fairness, I’m a guy and my hair is pretty short.)

I don’t think AltStore really counts as a competitor to the Apple App Store. “Built-in to the device” is nowhere near the same as “install software on your desktop computer, assuming you have one, that basically treats your phone like a developer’s device, and you have to keep this weird software running because you…

Klobmentum is going to make its return! Amy Klobuchar, bay-bee!

I’ve got a few of these in the garage, split into halves and carefully tacked to the walls, as bumpers. (The garage is a bit on the small side, as befits something that came with a house that’s 120 years old, and anything larger than a Fiat is tricky to park.)

Just a reminder that we didn’t even elect this ghoul to be our governor -- he only got the job when the last one resigned on the eve of impeachment. We sure know how to pick ‘em in Missouri.

If I withdrew $20k under this clause, and paid back $12k over the next three years, would I only be on the hook for income tax on the $8k “balance”?

snitches get wrenches

I’m coming up on three months of remote work, and I’ve definitely lost it. I used to think of myself as hateful and curmudgeonly, which is absolutely correct, but it’s no fun being hateful if you don’t have people around to hate.