At higher levels, wizards can often negate entire encounters with a single spell. Meanwhile, a fighter goes from “hit things with sword” to “hit things slightly harder with sword.” In relative terms, I’d absolutely call the fighter “incompetent”.

This is canon.

Called the movie “Always Be My Baby” in one place. I keep mentally doing that myself, so it’s understandable.

My sausage biscuit regularly comes with “cheese” and then I have to drive back and yell at someone because damn that stuff is gross.

I’m disappointed you didn’t show him the Scott Steiner maths video. That video had a 141 2/3 percent chance of making him sad.

“It’s like chess, only the pieces murder each other.”

We’re all at Ted Drewes, we don’t have time for Kinja.

So, “Life is Strange 2077"?

How would that work? Would the planes fly really low, and the draft left in the plane’s wake will put out the fire like blowing out a match?

They do claim to have multiple data centers, but yes, if the entire country goes up in flames, you may have problems.

They claim to have redundant data centers, and the primary one is inside a mountain. Nothing is infallible, of course. If you’re worried about that, you could use their IMAP/SMTP gateway application to download your mail to a local copy of Thunderbird, then store that somewhere else in another cloud.

I think if an…

So, it’s a Slim 5 on buttered bread? Eh, I’ll try it.

There’s a vending machine at my work that’s had three-packs for months. Honestly didn’t know they were “rare.” I guess I should learn to treasure these things...

Anyone out there that thinks a conductor doesn’t put in work? Look at this shit (random Google Images ahoy).

I still miss Vilerat.

Fighters have to be licensed by wherever the fight happens. But in general, states honor each others’ suspensions, so they would have a hard time fighting anywhere in the US. Internationally, it’s a crap shoot. Many countries don’t have a local equivalent of states’ athletic commissions.

I’m saddened by the blatant omission of my boy Master Shake.

Apparently I’m the last person on Earth who hasn’t seen this movie. I know it’s got a kid who freezes his tongue to a flagpole, and something about a lamp that looks like a woman’s leg, and that’s basically it.

5th gear: Are you saying Michelangelo, the hippest of the Ninja Turtles, was a criminal?

It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction with this comment.