Regular Brett Kavanaugh is only a reliably conservative vote for forty or so years. Zombie Brett Kavanaugh is a reliably conservative vote for much longer.

I’d be ecstatic if I had three to five close friends :( 

Open question: “3/4 size” sounds like it’d be a bit small if you really wanted to get two (for Street Fighter) or three (for Rampage/Gauntlet) players in there. Is it just a little cramped, or unpleasant, or all the way up to socially-awkward?

Open question: “3/4 size” sounds like it’d be a bit small if you really wanted to get two (for Street Fighter) or…

I forgot all about Ratchet — RATCHET, the doctor — going all Chow Yun-Fat with a pair of laser pistols. Works about as well as you’d expect that to work IRL, but he tries.

I see that relocating the track to Ravenloft worked out well.

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I hear retro gaming is all the rage.

Never heard of her before this article, but anyone willing to talk openly about depression and suicide is okay in my book.

The photo credit goes to the author, so I assume this is her dog. And that’s a mighty fine dog. Please write more articles about dogs, especially this dog.

There’s not necessarily a connection between the emulator and the game running on the emulator. You absolutely could go buy a copy of P5 to run on your PS3 emulator, if you choose. The fact that many emulators are capable of enabling software piracy doesn’t mean that you’re compelled to commit the act.

But it costs about $5 more per month, or coincidentally, the exact price of AppleCare+ over two years. So it evens out in that regard.

I feel like anyone not familiar with one of the previous incarnations of Death Note would just get lost. The Japanese live-action version was two movies totaling just over four hours, and used pretty much every second of that time. This one was only an hour and 40 minutes, and everything was too fast to follow. (That…

Can we finally tell people that Aeris dies?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Squashed like a bug. A squash match is a short match that’s designed to show that one wrestler is vastly superior to the other one. Usually they’re nasty, brutish and short.

AFAIK it only works in Safari (so if you’re part of that teensy minority that really wants to use Chrome or Firefox on your iPhone, welp). You have to tap the Share icon, select the LastPass extension (which switches you to the LastPass app), authenticate with your fingerprint or PIN, tap the credentials you want to…

Having seen the 5e rules, I have no idea how you can say they’re “untangled” or not “idiosyncratic” or basically anything other than “badly written.” There are still classes that are aggressively un-fun to play and wildly unbalanced; there are lots of rules and effects that assume a grid, but absolutely no rules for…

Since you can save games on it, it has to have some writable storage. It's just a matter of time before some enterprising hacker figures out how to load ROMs.

It’s not necessarily a new purchase. My read, at least, is that if you’ve ever made any purchases from the in-game store, or if you bought TF2 back in the day, you’re already eligible.

I thought “Offside” was just a call referees made when they want some TV time. Does it actually mean something?