Yeah, but I’ve seen parents with clearly autistic kids tell their kids to “get over” their sensory issues, and stop being “a brat”. It would not surprise me if Trump was like that.

Don’t think we didn’t notice, Melania...

WTF is Ivanka wearing?

Another terrible and tasteless dress.

This says something. This is the POTUS and FLOTUS and they’re being actively ignored, here. I mean no one is looking at them or wanting to interact...

My father-in-law was heavily overweight and had an especially prominent gut. Turns out he was in congestive heart failure and the big gut was actually mostly fluid! They admitted him to the hospital and removed SIXTY pounds of fluid from his body over a four-day period. What I’m saying is, maybe we’ll get lucky and…

Ok this is super rude to vaginas

The con man is 71 years old. The only thing “rocking” is his depends undergarments. They make a good couple though. They are both so obsessed with cash that nothing else matters.

Agreed. The only consolation I have is to think about how utterly friendless and miserable he actually is. Luckily, he’ll eventually die and nobody will mourn his death

She looks like she’d happily smother him in his sleep.

I’ve long thought that her eye makeup ages her a decade.

I used to feel envious of men when I got invited to a black-tie affair. I’d be going from store to store driving myself crazy trying on appropriate dresses, all the while thinking “Lucky men! They just put on a tuxedo and automatically look good.” Welp, I can’t say that any longer. Trump is the one man on earth who…

When I talk about Trump I am never trying to be nice. It’s a challenge to make comments that reflect my true feelings without attracting the attention of federal agencies.

“Wedge salad”?

Good lord Melania’s dress is hideous. From the shiny print to the pattern to those horrible puffy sleeves. It looks like an 80s prom dress or like she’s going to a wedding in 1986. Her spray on tan and makeup are way to harsh and heavily applied. Just an awful look all the way around. Trump is such an insecure asshole…

A 17-seat Republican majority wiped out in one election. Done by hard field work and knocking on doors and people choosing to run for office even when it seemed guaranteed they’d lose, not so much by funny tweets or clever op-ed’s.

Considering how many people of the USA are against it, I gotta believe that it will bite the Repubs in the butt in 2018 and even more in 2020. We know that 45 is a real jerk but Ryan is someone who benefited growing up with public assistance/Social Security benefits due to his father’s early death. The SOB banked…

I was going to say, I saw that they had added that back in due to the outcry of people in academia and students.

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