My timeline as well. I think of all I might have accomplished if I had given zero fucks much earlier in life.

That would be a fitting punishment in Dante’s Inferno. The circles of hell are filling up.

Her books are uneven. Some are really amazing and some not so much.

Maybe McCain’s long game is to tie up the Senate for a while, so they don’t go into recess so that Trump can’t fire Sessions and then replace him without Senate confirmation. Or, McCain is just a fucking asshole.

I thought the Blind Assassin fell apart at the end — as if she had a deadline but could have used more time revising.

I love this book so much. Please be as good as The Handmaid’s Tale.

Tillerson’s like, fuck this shit. I may have bent some rules and paid some fines but I’m not going to jail for Orange Cheeto.

I live in Santa Barbara. When we looked at houses, I looked at many, many listed at $750,000 that needed to be gutted and redone.

Oddly, Sessions as Attorney General is probably the one thing that prevents Trump from firing Mueller — Sessions’s only redeeming quality.

I think she hasn’t eaten in 10 years.

Their spycraft is terrible.

NPR reported that the “official” meeting that went on for more than two hours made the Trump team late for the G20 dinner — so they did not have time to go back to their hotel before the dinner. Which, to me, makes the second hour-long dinner chat even more suspicious.

Rachael Maddow has done a pretty good job of showing that Pence is up to his neck in this too, especially since he was head of the transition. I hate Paul Ryan so much. I can’t stand his smug face. I hope he goes down too.

I just want them all to die in jail, except Barron (one R or two?). I hope Barron finds a loving family somewhere. Tiffany was wise to GTFO after the election.

He’s more likely to bring down Trump than McCain, who clearly should retire.

I wore a Jessica McClintock to prom. Tasteful accessories. ‘80s hair.

Because they are flogging the baby, who is in pain and has no real chance at a meaningful life. The baby is on a ventilator and would have to be transported with some kind of breathing apparatus. At some point, these parents need to let the baby go, as painful as that might be for them.

I certainly hope the ACLU takes her case and appeals.

My daughter wants me to do the Whole30 with her, but I really cannot give up wine right now.

I’ve decided they are all just fucking lazy (in addition to being evil). Being in the White House is work, but they aren’t willing to put in much above the bare minimum.