I thought we were past the ridiculous and totally unprovable claims that someone else could have beaten Trump.

Hey man, we like to spend our taxes on healthcare and education, not military. And there’s only about as many Canadians as there are Californians, so... sorry eh? We’re just as fucked as you are, here.

False Equivalency Alert

Well.... President Obama is a Constitutional Law scholar, and a successful politician, and generally a pretty cerebral guy.

Leave it to the democrats to run somebody with a hard, immovable 53% disapproval rating and all the charisma of Joe Flacco.

Yes, just keep employing those false equivalencies for Obama and Trump.

Yeah, who could’ve thought that a gazillion Republican candidates with experience couldn’t stop a bloated tomato Trumpy train?

As someone who is at 5 years with no family contact (because my family are the most miserable people I’ve ever met), I say good for him. You can’t choose your family, but you can choose who you allow in your life. If those choices mean he’s happy, then more power to him.

Maybe, but we don’t know anything about what has happened in his life outside the football field and what he chooses to make public. As with the vast majority of people, his private life is private.

Better yet, his girlfriend is Xenu.

The most useful aspect of Jordan Rodgers’s appearance on The Bachelor was the revelation that he apparently has no relationship with his brother, NFL star Aaron.

He is an extraordinarily classy human being. To think that anyone would blame him for divisiveness is just mind boggling. And yet here we are.

I believe someone on Tumblr described the first Obama-Trump meeting as something like “The first day of law school, and homeboy didn’t do the readings.”

If they need someone to dispose of all those bricks at least they know Dwight Howard is nearby.

My wife and I had to seek out Dr. Hern’s services about 5 years ago.

All 800lbs of them.

Another losing year means that the Browns have only put together two winning records since 2000, and they’ve only made the playoffs once in that time.

Is this near the point where they ask for a new stadium because it’s difficult to win in the current stadium?

Is jimmy haslam naked?

I love the idea, especially if they have a nun following the parade, ringing a bell, while chanting “SHAME.......SHAME.........SHAME”