Billy brings the same level of insight to each MLS article, and he gets paid for it.

(Or so I think; my brain is already nearly fried reading all this mambo jahambo that I don’t want to keep going back to it at the risk of permanent mental incapacity.)

He grabbed her wrist after she cocked a fist back ready to punch him with it. You can very easily argue that she, at that moment, had committed assault, and his reaction was to grab her wrist to prevent her from committing battery too. That is self defense, and that’s why people are saying she initiated it. Nothing…

I think integrating some exceptional women into men’s leagues could pave the way for more development in women’s sports because it would show the general public that women can compete at a high level.

That’s what’s so frustrating about allllll of these articles. If these writers really believe in what they are saying about the inequality in how FIFA treats the WWC and MWC, at least address the huge imbalance in profitability between the women’s and the men’s game and then show why your argument still holds water.…

It’s not just that France had to beat Germany if they wanted to win the whole thing, it’s that they would’ve had to beat Germany and the U.S., and even then would have to play another team, probably the reigning champs, Japan.

(Lawyers complaining about other lawyers leaking documents to reporters—a near daily part of any courthouse beat—is like complaining about the New York Times being too liberal is like complaining that a Gawker Media website fails to even acknowledge the remote possibility that a male accused of sexual assault might…

Not that they are worth that much these days, but add Shin-Soo Choo and Asdrubal Cabrera into the mix and the M’s pretty much lead the world in good young players traded away for literally nothing of value in return.

That’s one way to look at it. The other way is that Barca was never in nearly as much trouble as he wrote they were and that an already hyperbolic article looks only slightly more so given their recent run.

Interviewing a (if the accusations are true) rape victim about her attacker in order to more completely fill out a draft scouting report is the exact type of thing Deadspin would have skewered the Bucs for.

Did you delete a number of the approved, highly starred comments critical of this article? I guess that's easier than just owning up to the fact that what you wrote was complete basura?

Not to mention that according to the writer, the Dean of Students is apparently not a Duke official.

I don't know if my favorite was that they posted the "Barcelona Are a Complete Disaster" article immediately before Barcelona went on a tear, or that all the follow up articles were in the tone of "look how great Barcelona is playing despite being a disaster" instead of "we overreacted to a stretch of slightly-down…

Once advice for men,

Nah he should wear this onehttps://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A…

I can't imagine that too many people left Pedro off for that reason but voted for Johnson. I would imagine the strategy/gaming the 10-player limit angle accounted for a few of the non-Pedro votes, but probably no more than maybe 2% of the 9%.

Not to mention screenshot and tweet any bit of criticism of any of his articles. For someone whose entire schtick is built on shitting on everyone he can, he has shockingly thin skin.