Please Mr. President. Cut the chicken tax and ease safety standards. Imagine an America with more compact trucks, rear facing seats in station wagons, pop up headlights, the 2019 Subaru Brat!

The GTO is a great car. What it is not, is a sexy car. But I’m weird, so I like ‘em.

If I’m dropping coin on a 90s F-body, it’s gotta be the T/A 30th Anniversary edition. Pop-ups, T-tops, and flared nostrils FTW.

Shouldn’t have opened this at work. Just got scolded by the boss....

Or you could insert “fascist, racist, leftist, Conservative, nazi, commie...” type insult as a preliminary escalation before the threats start. It’s good to build up to a full-blown internet war by escalating slowly so you don’t seem irrational all at once.

My god the headlights are actually different!

How dare you doubt my internetting abilities!

I guess that all depends on the context of the situation, doesn’t it? Maybe you have a job where if you’re 30 minutes late, you’re going to get fired. Maybe you’re trying to get to the hospital to see a child be born, or to see a relative one last time before they die. Maybe you’ve got explosive diarrhea and are…

Macy’s Thanksgiving day Parade is literally the Hitler. So are stoplights.

Okay so stupid law, yes 100%, any driver who INTENTIONALLY runs down ANYONE should be charged with murder.

So....it’s a Jeep?

Wife and I were hauling a queen sized bed set on the roof of our Oldsmobile right after we moved to PA. It was night, we had the hazards going, both our phones plugged in, and radio on. Electrical system couldn’t handle it and fried the pigtail off the positive battery terminal. We ended up stuck in the middle of the…

what a great time to be alive. except for all the other shit happening.

Spoiler Alert!!!

Huge props for the old-school dual-deck boom box. I had a similar one and it was fantastic.

I am thankful that people have much more time on their hands than I do in cases like this. Simply amazing.

The only car that might be as pretty as the Cosmo is the Toyota 2000GT

Agreed. We need more rotary engined cars. I suggest Mazda should pull the trigger on this concept. Anyone else second that emotion?