Malcolm Gladwell is Scott Adams with (weird) hair. Prove me wrong. 

I get the point you’re making but Ryan Fitzpatrick is currently 36 so yeesh. 

Christian Bale based his performance in American Psycho on Tom Cruise, specifically his “intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes.”

Would anybody expect more than Jeter-esque anodyne mush masquerading as social commentary from this Ken doll? 

That’s telekinesis, Kyle!

Brown once called a white reporter a racist for reporting that he was limping during practice, and threatened to punch a black reporter in the jaw for basically writing a long thinkpiece about Brown’s social media presence.

A criminal case is the only realm where the innocent-until-proven-guilty canard you tried to invoke is relevant. Get yourself in the news for being an alleged sex pest and threatening your accusers and see how much success you have demanding an investigation before you get canned from your gig as a sandwich artist.

And…

Yeah they should have waited until “Eric B” showed up at his latest accuser’s house I guess. 

He’s not going to prison (although he probably should), you dickcheese, he’s losing his job. It might take being found guilty in a court of law to go to prison, but for losing your job threatening a woman and her children in front of witnesses will do the trick just fine. You skidmark. You smoothbrained fucking…

“how in the FUCK did YOU become a millionaire?!?!”

How about the power of FLIGHT? That do anything for ya?

I hope they informed him via text, too. 

I have a friend who was a nice guy, very leftist, vegan, into tech kinda stuff, and one day while driving to Portland he got rear ended pretty hard and was unconscious for a few days. He came out of it, but you can tell he’s not the same guy.

It seems like a bit much to get paid millions of dollars AND have carte blanche to insult and threaten to assault your boss.

This game was on a TV in the restaurant where I was eating lunch late in the 2nd quarter. Both starting QBs were injured (Foles out, Mahomes still in but limping), Hill was out, and a Jaguars player whose name I can’t remember but who they said it was a miracle he was playing at all because he had torn his meniscus…

I don’t know how you managed to avoid the, like, two weeks or so of nonstop Antonio Brown Helmetgate coverage last month, but...

Perhaps Spanos, who has served as an all-purpose Smithers to the 31 other NFL owners’ Mr. Burnses for years now, will piss and moan his way out of being the Rams’ tenant and relocate this team again.

It’s very rare. 

They do the same thing on the baseball side with Manny Machado, who can blatantly try to injure opposing players and just get lightly chastised for it by Deadspin because such antics might hurt his contract negotiations.

I know there will be a lot of people who makes jokes in these comments, but I think we should step back a moment and reflect on the sad, nay the TRAGIC dissolution of a romantic relationship.