In none of the activities you mentioned is the objective literally to inflict injury on another human being.

People are blaming users for this because Nintendo has a “this billion dollar corporation is my friend” contingent like no other billion dollar corporation.

Spending your rent money on a kegger is a sign of poor decision making skills. Beating up women is a sign of being a piece of shit. Every time a story like this comes up somebody says the guy has “poor decision making skills”, as if nobody ever taught him any better or as if the main problem with what he did is it’s…

Behold the field where I grow my fecks. Canst thou not see that it is is barren?

Andy Kaufman had better ring attire than Corbin

Never because not nearly enough people care about Formula One to make those documentaries profitable. 

That was a different era. And at least the leg drop didn’t look like Hogan was trying to protect the other wrestler while they did a move on him.

Bobbo’s only gotten better on the mic

I can’t believe we’re at a point where internet smarks are wishing WWE would push Bobby Lashley more.

I’ll take this over having the top face in the company wrestle wearing fucking body armor. At least the “Another Coors Light, sir?” getup doesn’t make him look like a cheater.

THAT’s considered the ultimate finisher in WWE now? My exposure to WWE now comes pretty much exclusively from reading Deadspin coverage so I’d never seen it before. I’ve now watched that Gif like 10 times, then went to YouTube and watched a couple videos of Corbin doing the move too, and I don’t even understand how…

That dude is clearly laughing at the fact Allen is about to be ejected because his own teammates hate him

My favorite part of this video is the dude on the middle of the Memphis bench after the second flagrant openly grinning at Allen about to get ejected like “You dumb motherfucker.”

When athletes with less privileged/fortunate backgrounds act like dickheads, it’s pretty common for commentators to bring up their upbringing... sometimes in a “he was always a bad kid” way, sometimes in a “can you really blame him” kind of way.

This post is making fun of those dumb takes. Some people are just…

It’s the team’s fault for picking a singular noun as their name, which is never a good idea. Is a member of the Miami NBA squad “a Heat”?

Butler acts like he HAS rings. He thinks he gets to do the Kobe/Jordan “I get to be an asshole because nobody else is as big a COMPETITOR as me, all I do is win” routine but he’s never won shit. 

Leonard-san kawaii desu

Man, what a great 90's one-hit wonder. 

So if I’m reading this right, your take is “Serena acted like a shithead and even when apologizing refused to take responsibility for her own actions but other people have been shitty to her over the years and she’s really good at tennis so we’re going to give her a pass?”

“The stolen merchandise I bought works fine, I don't know what all the ruckus is about."