Probably going to be some good deals on office furniture and automotive service equipment shortly...

Which came first, the shifting style or the shifting demographic Mercedes-Benz pursues?

Borrowing from Jezebel?

@Feds: Be careful. There are some freakish types who ONLY go for alternative means of propulsion. That's not open, that's myopic.

Gullwing is selling the car, so there's an added pcH factor there. Don't recall ever hearing laudatory comments on them.

Alternative edition:

Also late to the party here. That said, some like it better when you come late.

@mr_hat: Send them to Iraq under the GSA fleet plan. That's what they're doing with all the Trailblazers...

Little did we know the Magnum was a continent jumping, shapeshifting object. Strangely reminds me of Doctor Who. Looks a little different with each life, jumps to different places, and like a TARDIS, carries lots of stuff. Maybe I'm just weird...

Wow. Audi had this opportunity in 1997! Flash to bang time is a little long there, folks.

@DoctorNine: That was the UNIMOG...

James Dyson Signature Edition E-Class for the downmarketed, overdesigned, superficial, and vacuuous. And don't forget the Black Edition.

@Gavin082: Seconded.

+1 for the Alphaville reference.

"Mercedes-Benz Pursues RAV4 Competitor, Discovers It Can Still Succeed"

@goatrope: Unfortch'ly correct.

That Morris model really knows how to work (for) her tips...

@meng_mao: Hybridiots.

@jimmythefly: Pull out the panels from a couple of solar powered calculators, solder them to your stomper motor, and you've got 90% of the same thing at 300% the scale. Get on it!

@bzrchero GT: Roger that; all systems "GO."