My girlfriend said this to me a few weeks ago and I looked at her like she was crazy. The next day, the news had a photo of Don and his adult children standing together and they all looked like they were new to existing as human beings.

He’s a confused old man who has brain damage from the untreated syphilis and watching too much Fox News. He’s probably convinced that all the US institutions he could leverage to investigate Clinton’s emails, Biden’s son’s job, this Cloudstrike server nonsense or whatever else Fox & Friends told him to be suspicious…

Here’s my ms paint 2-minute artistic representation.

“Lack of anyone he’d listen to saying “dude, you’re not fooling anyone”= his entire world.” See also “Hair, Trump’s.” 

Odd, considering what a complete horse’s ass he is otherwise.

Fat guy = swayback. Shoe lifts to salve wounded vanity at not being tallest = weird center of gravity. Lack of anyone he’d listen to saying “dude, you’re not fooling anyone”= his entire world.

I’ve read that this is probably caused by lifts in his shoes. His heels are elevated which puts his entire body off balance.

i like that DC has figured out their game plan and its not the same as marvel. marvel is doing the marvel thing- everything tied together, everything follows the house style and all the ducks are in a row- even if they can ultimately end up being somewhat repetitive and predictable. you know exactly what marvel is…

In his defense, he was on molly at the time.

I mean, cool. But, you know, maybe show some compassion towards all victims of abuse? Maybe we shouldn’t immediately revert to toxic masculinity and say “what a little baby for calling the cops”?

Remember when David Ayers repeated “Fuck Marvel” when a dude shouted it at a Suicide Squad event? 

It would be so fucking confusing, as the lines are strictly political and don’t really confine themselves to regions or even states.

You are greatly underestimating the size, scope and resources of the Christian Dominionist movement in America.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.”

I STUBBED MY TOE! ARREST THE WALL! BUILD A WALL TO KEEP THE WALL OUT!

WHERE IS MY DIET COKE AND FRIED CHICKEN BREAKFAST GODDAMN IT I HIT THE FUCKING DIET COKE BUTTON THREE TIMES THIS IS TREASON

HE ACTUALLY COMES ACROSS AS COMPLETELY RATIONAL AND INNOCENT OF THESE BASELESS ALLEGATIONS AND IF ANYONE DISAGREES THEY SHOULD BE FUCKING HANGED FOR TREASON.

2019: Man City and Liverpool

Here’s the big difference. In ten years, there will be different teams at the top of the Prem. Man U will come back. Chelsea will come back. Someone will be bought be a billionaire and make a run to the top.