Biggily.

Still one of the best John Oliver segments, even though it’s over two years old:

Out of all the shit England players, he’s not even in the top 500.

My personal “favorite” bit of news today concerning our dear Senators was this one over on Politico, where Congressman Reichert told his fellow lilly-livered elected officials:

Why do I do good things for other people? Because it makes me feel good.

Hello kids....

Besty Devos will be a grate Sceritary of Edacashun!

You guys have the best ‘u’s and swears.

Let’s put this in perspective:

(Good-natured) Uggggghhgggghhh

Well obviously they were going to confirm her. If they didn’t ruin public education how else were they going to supply the party with new voters?

If an MBE is good enough for Ringo it should be good enough for you.

Most Brits never really like Beckham. He was a shit England player and before his PR guys cleaned him up everyone knew he was a right cunt.

i’ve read joust about all i can about this stupid topic. david, sir, i suggest that you take a page from my book, armor yourself against future attacks, and simply let these russian hackers shout themselves horse with these baseless accusations, and know that you gauntlet their words get you down.

So, what’s the immigration requirements for the UK?

I’m not the first to put this theory forwad, but my Aussie friend told me the consensus in Australia is that Trump wasn’t paying attention for the briefing prior to his call with Turnbull, so when an aide handed him the phone and said, “here’s PM Turnbull of the Australian Liberal Party” Trump just assumed Turnbull…

“I told the American people I did not trade arms for hostages. My heart and my best intentions still tell me that’s true, but the facts and the evidence tell me it is not.”

Something like this...

Lincoln didn’t even stay for the end of the play.

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.