Yes. Also, Michelle is allowed to have more emotions than just love for Barack (although obviously important). She’s allowed to poke at him, mock his dancing, display displeasure, and basically, be a fucking human being. All Melania’s allowed to do is say how amazing her husband is, how the media hates them, and wear…
#FreeMelania
You can see the sparks between the Obamas. There really doesn’t seem to be much between the Trumps.
waiting for jim kelly to pop out and yell “BULLSHIT MR. HAN MAN!”
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Our worst fears are now realized. All Trump’s supporters have become so white they are now transparent. There are millions of them in attendance today, you just can’t see them.
His entire apartment is literally gold plated, so I thought it appropriate.
+ password for White House computer: PopularVote_LOL
Like his predecessors, Obama left something behind in the White House: a framed original of his birth certificate.
Do you believe in life after Trump?
On the eve of the inauguration, I think it’s a good time to remember that under President Obama, twenty million Americans gained health insurance, cutting the percentage of uninsured Americans to single digits; same-sex marriage was legalized; DADT was repealed; combat positions were opened to women and transgender…
What was it Robert Frost said? “Good fences make good neighbors unless your neighbor is black in which case fuck that guy,” I think it was.
Disagree. I just watched it the other day. The jokes, the timing, the villain, all infinitesimally superior to anything I’ve seen him write since.
#TimeCopLivesMatter
Or, and I’m just thinking out loud here...what if they spent some money to train their police officers to stop harassing people weren’t a threat to anyone? I know it’s a crazy concept, but I think it just might work.
Not related, but is anybody going to mention this:
I know, right? Why can’t they just believe in the cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman…
