Of course its fucking staged. He’s not a spelunking mascot!

Yeesh thats an upsetting read

First images of the jury emerge

A jury?!

The cover photo on the dust jacket is the first example of her beginning to look like her dad.

I’VE BEEN HEARING A LOT ABOUT ANDREW JACKSON RECENTLY AND I’D JUST LIKE TO SAY HE’S DOING A REALLY GREAT JOB

So I imagine he’ll be changing his name to Johnny Debt after all this comes out.

Misread as ‘see-saw setup’ and it makes it particularly amusing

SO you can avoid cancer if you lead a GOOD life? Time to shut down all the science, we have a cure!

Haley Joel Helmet shall be his name

I still think he thought it was a lark to claim he’d one day like to do it. But Fucking hell, 1988!

I still think choice framed as a positive/negative question about whether to become FLOTUS isn’t appropriate here but that’s my opinion. I think she just wanted an easy life but shit got complicated and she didn’t reckon on it getting this complicated. I think she probably though, like the majority, that he would…

We miss them over here in Europe too! I still daydream about either of them being prime minister *sniff*

Melania definitely did not marry Trump thinking he would one day be president of the United States. I understand your argument but I disagree and the evidence if their relationship shows otherwise.

Is he copping flak because it’s out of the ordinary or because he’s Obama? Blair did a similar thing over here (as most of our politicians do) and got a lot of stick over it, however that was definitely related to him being an arsehole.

Don’t know what to say other than she is radiant inside and out - and sorely missed.

He is eternally damned to mix up Ps and Ts in speech and writing.

Yes!

He pees in a bag/ on someone else

How about he slowly realises, over the course of an episode, that he is loathed by the majority of the planet and that there is nothing he can do to change their opinion.