To flip the parlance of our times, #notabetterstorythantwilight
To flip the parlance of our times, #notabetterstorythantwilight
ITS A BIG SHIT SANDWICH
Can everyone just spend the next week tweeting @POTUS That half arsed attendance establishing shot from NBCs helicopter because that would be hilarious
Can everyone just spend the next week tweeting @POTUS That half arsed attendance establishing shot from NBCs helicopter because that would be hilarious
Detective Dick Sammich, Time P.D.
That is some ugly shit
That needs a retort from Post-factual Jesus
Laughed out loud on a train
‘Comic Sans’ is coincidentally French and means ‘without humour’ while ‘Dan Gilbert’ is French for ‘In the bag’. Bizzarely, when combined they can be read as ‘Sad Sack’.
Preggo is better
GOLD ⭐️
PS FUCK that sidebar
Is there anyway that you guys could just pretend that the Daily Fail doesn’t exist? Don’t link to it, don’t comment on it, don’t acknowledge it’s existence. I have tried SO hard to get my mum et al to stop reading because it is the frontline as far as hyperbole, false rhetoric and bullshit reporting is concerned. It…
Jezrolet?
👍🏻
Staggered little bill
Jezlopy?
Hahaha PLEASE can we have a Netflix serious proposal with JF as the lead repertory actor filling in wildly inappropriate roles with appalling production design and music by Hans Zimmer?