BREAKING: AMERICAN NEWS SOURCE FINALLY GETS THE FUCKING FLAG RIGHT

Dick/fart jokes.

Excellent, excellent choice.

Shut up big nose

#2016blows

All that picture is missing is googly eyes and ‘NOMNOMNOM’

He doesn’t need to offer anymore than cheap buffet food, they’re all full from the bullshit he’s been feeding them for the past 12 months

Yes, assorted cold meats gets you the cover of Time magazine.

God bless you Carl

My dear boy, why do you say it that way?!

GET HER OUTTA HERE.

Freedom isn’t free.

Is this a different version of the Jamie Vardy ‘Chat shit, get banged’? meme?

Judging by the comments I think you missed out the part where all New Yorkers moan, complain, and disagree with your point of view.

THAT sounds like a muffled laugh. Or choking on popcorn.

Agreed

Ah thank you, I had no idea!

WOT is an fiance?