Down the rabbit hole indeed.

My brother is an Aerospace Engineer for one of our larger defense contractors. He has told me that the forces that these cargo planes and commercial liners can take is INSANE. Like do big arching circles or continuous barrel rolls. I have since forgotten the number and he will no longer tell me but I think its around…

Yea, I mean it’s basically only military pilots and factory test pilots that get to throw around a commercial jet like this and push it to its capabilities.

I got bored and made this, and I stand by it 10000%.

“I didn’t think they’d deport my yacht crew!”

we should wait and take a vote on it next week.

1984 Vanagon... Except he drove it in 1998...

I present my Subaru Outback 3.0R. It’s not particularly fast, it’s (really) not cool, but...

The AWD Sienna is some off-roady looking wheels, some slightly knobbier tires, and a couple of light bars away from being goddamned awesome.

“has a payload capacity as high as 1,860 pounds.”

Right. That’s^ what I mean!

Wow, that keypad looks worse than the one on the ‘95 Taurus I had as a kid. Especially weird since Ford knows how to do this seamlessly:

That does seem more likely than aliens, but still a bit far-fetched.

My vote? Time-traveling tourists. Sightings are increasing because we’re getting closer to WWIII, a popular destination in time for history buffs.

...but they used the brand “Chevy” right there on the T-shirt.

I realize that I have committed a grievous sin.

I shall end my life to preserve my honor.

Listen, I don’t know who in the hell you think you are coming around here with your ‘facts’ and ‘knowledge’; but I’m going  to have to ask you to leave. Don’t make me call security.

Bye bye Miss American Pie drove my Ford to the Fjord but the Fjord was dry.