As with most things; better living through chemistry.

Do we want him too? Not me. You know he’s end up fucking it up somehow, and probably still will without officially being present anywhere. I wouldn’t want his disingenuous bullshit in print and on the airwaves, anyway.

I’m more than happy with 45 keeping his mouth publicly shut tomorrow and not somehow making it about himself. i’m sure there’ll be an awkward and offensive tweet or three.

I’m sure he wishes MLK Jr. the best and hopes he continues doing great things. 

Teenagers are, almost down to the individual level (I’m sure there are a few that are decent people), sociopathic shitbags.

When you combine their natural inability to engage in basic empathy for others with a political movement like the one that continues to support Trump, only awful things can result.

This is why I…

And all but three of the races on the Cup schedule are ovals, where you get up to speed and just stay in top gear for the most part.  In such a situation, the number of gears probably isn’t that important.

Man that sucks for them... I’m surprised the union doesn’t keep a standing account to deal with stuff like this. I know when I was in unions we had savings for if we had to go on strike. Your employer wasn’t going to pay you not to work, so the union would pay you a reduced salary to keep a roof over your head.

The shutdown made TSA employees likeable.

I only scrolled down for the obligatory Zebra Corner video.

The A-10 could do that with one hand tied behind it's back!

There was no collision!

I still don’t understand how this points to Russian collusion.

Wait, which finger? I need to know which typos can be excused and which ones will need the full “Jalopnik has no editors, lol” lambasting.

Especially if you have the reflexes of a three-toed sloth.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Learned how to drive a manual transmission on one of these. Don’t forget that it’s pull-start equipped, can have 4-wheel steer engaged or locked t just fronts and can also be setup as a walk-behind, to take full advantage of the cargo space. The mule is badass! I kinda want this.

Here come all the people that weren’t going to buy one anayway proclaiming that they aren’t going to buy one.

It was kind of cheap-looking but I have to wonder if the miniseries idea might be the right one. If Netflix or Amazon spent millions on a limited series, it would probably work out for them.

I own it! For me, the perfect Dune movie would combine elements from both versions. I liked that the Syfy version had Paul as much younger in the beginning, closer to book age, but I greatly prefer 1984's Jurgen Prochnow and Francesca Annis as his parents. I liked that the Syfy version made an effort to give each…