dsholt15
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A lot of it was some pop-punkers who heard Pinkerton and decided they wanted to start talking about feelings. Seriously, listen to some of that stuff. It’s like they were into NOFX and then heard Pinkerton and were like, “Oh man, I got feelings! I’m a suburban white kid but I don’t really have the intellectual

Would probably help if the name didn’t sound like an opioid pain medication.

Sometimes you see something written by an old person and there’s a teenage character who is embarrassingly inauthentic and you know it’s because the old writer is extremely out of touch with what anyone under 50 is actually like.

i never thought he had the sharpness or the chops to hang with any of the other late night hosts, and it felt like he didn’t deserve that desk. the comedy just isn’t very organic and, as others have mentioned, everything feels forced.

I always found Dave Letterman’s contempt to be genuine and refreshing, so I was immune to Jimmy Fallon’s fleeting charms. It’s nice to see the world catching up to me, for once, instead of the other way around. 

Exactly! For like... 2 weeks I was like "this is kind of fun, he plays games and doesn't take things too seriously,...." And now I just want to curb stomp his inauthentic face. Changes in local politics may have had an effect on my attitude as well.....

Please tell me there’s a scene where the father has a presentation that coincidentally occurs just as his child has a baseball game/dance recital/some other very important event. And he will tell the kid he has to work but just as the presentation is starting he’ll open his briefcase and see something that reminds him

YouTube Music is dead to me until I can save offline music to my external SD card like I can with Google Play Music.

I feel I need to re-state the obvious,

Rule 4a. If you offer half pours, charge half price. Nothing turns off a customer, and encourages over-consumption like charging a premium on smaller pours. We have a local craft beer bar that serves only craft beer, offers half-pours at half price, serve high ABV beers in smaller (and correct) glassware, and always

Chef: MY MOM

No play for mister gray!

It’s like the person who wrote the article didn’t even read the article that the last person wrote about it.

It wasn’t bot-written. Neural nets don’t work like that. He wrote it himself. It’s a meme. Rarely are these “AI-generated scripts” actually generated.

“No jokes from me.”

I feel the exact opposite way of everything you stated in your comment.

Who would ever have thought, circa 1994, that Tom Arnold would have become — by miles and miles and miles — the more sympathetic party to his divorce?

Ohhhh... so that’s what it sounds like when someone actually attacks another person for their looks and appearance. I was so confused after the whole Michelle Wolf/WHCD with all the feigned disgust and indignity.

The one on the left is DEFINITELY saying “Laurel.”

One of the most beautifully done, honest, and emotionally devastating episodes of television I’ve ever seen.