He was good in Blow, I loved his bit in Nice Dreams.

We used to call my great-aunt on the other side of the state — this is when long distance calls cost money — during Playhouse or his prime time specials, just to say the secret word and hear her scream, because we knew she’d be watching too.

The not so Secret Word is: FUCK CANCER

So nothing about traitors, anti-semites, racists, rapists, neo-nazis. I’ll agree about the geezers have to go but that’s after orange jumpsuit and cell door time.

To be honest....the earliest I remember someone doing this was ol Frank Zappa. Someone winged something up past him at a concert.

I commend her for her restraint.

I don’t see how arresting her is gonna help anyone. I’ve noticed that when a Black person does something messed up the public out cry is out of proportion to what happened. 

Greene interrupted and asked the chairman that “members be reminded of the rules of decorum.”

The whole point was that everyone *else* at the Bear put in the time and the work to figure their shit out, and Carmy played a significant role in putting them in the circumstances to do that, but he never did work on himself, not really — he *lost* himself in an immature relationship. It made him feel good and maybe…

“(No, I will never refer to the site as “X,” no matter how hard Elon Musk tries.)"

I feel a little sorry for anyone who never experienced the unbridled joy of being at a middle-school dance in 1988 when the DJ put on “Push It.” It was like god gave a bunch of 12-year-olds a three-minute dose of cocaine, removed all sense of inhibition and self-consciousness, and told each and every one us to dance.

I’ll forever be in awe of what Azealia Banks’ career, output and impact could have been if she’d been able to better manage her...issues.

The real answer is, don’t spend or make money in bigoted, ignorant places like Malaysia, Dubai or fucking Florida. Don’t hide behind your “culture” as a shield for your hate. Human sacrifice used to be “culture”.

Their Yelp page is still fair game....

“For those that don’t know what the + is for, it’s for MAP (Minor Attracted Person aka: pedophile.).”

anyone who requests a pronoun will be referred to as “hey you.”

I mean, if there’s one tiny upside to that dumb Supreme Court ruling, it’s that bigoted businesses are voluntarily putting “I’m a giant asshole, don’t spend your money here” signs up in their windows.

Respectfully, this piece is in very poor taste. I actually agree with the general premise of it: I was a public defender for the first four years of my career. The prison system is very corrupt, and I have long advocated for there to be an age cut off for people who no longer pose a threat to society to be released.

Making out like the families of her victims are unreasonable for wanting a spree killer to remain behind bars is a hot garbage take, even for Jezebel, a sure that lives scraping the bottom of the barrrel.

I like him but he looks like a character from Antz, I get an uncanny valley feeling with him