She looks too strong and confident to be a pin-up. Pin-ups (IMO) convey a sexual allure where the power is coming from the T&A; I don’t think Billie looks like T&A here - she looks more like a Roman emperor. I sense no come hither from this.

just call it Met Gala: September Edition and make another documentary, please. iykyk

In this picture, her face reminds me of Scarlett Johansson in “Lost in Translation.”

Yeah! Getting an entire cake made just for the baby and the specific label “smash cake” is relatively new to me, but the tradition of giving a baby cake on their first birthday knowing they are going to make a huge mess and you’ll get some good photos for the family album is definitely not new to me.

Do people consider this a new thing? I’m almost 40 and this has been a normal part of my family tradition since before I was born, I’ve seen pictures of my dad and his smash cake on his 1st birthday. I think the new part is parents paying a ridiculous amount of money for a photo shoot. Seems like a waste of money, but…

Whenever I hear of Timothy Chalamet, I think of this tweet:

I think people doing it for the photo ops are doing it wrong. I always figured the real appeal in this is giving your kid something new and just watching how they react. That’s the most fun of having a baby (said as an auntie), watching them find something they like. Sure, snap a picture or two for the memories of the…

I’d like to know why this article is accompanied by a photo of Manson and not Esme Bianco. No one needs to see that ugly, abusive fucker’s face ever again.

Why is Elon Musk hosting SNL anyway? Did Zuckerberg, Gates, Bezos, Jobs etc. ever get invited to do this? I do not understand this choice. Large check to Lorne Michaels? 

You can’t hate her “because she’s trans”

I left work a little early to catch a matinee of Yesterday by myself.

Years ago my sister used a broker to get her a van; this is someone who goes to auctions where rental dealerships are selling off their fleets, for example (most buy new cars every year). She got an excellent deal on a van in mint condition. 

My money is on Leah being the one to assault Heather given the snippet of the season I already saw. Leah called Heather a Karen because Leah is sO cOol anD EdGY

Where is it? Since this fine publication appears to have NOTHING to say about Josh Duggar’s fat, smug, “I am so going to jail where I will be ass-raped repeatedly both before AND after the Bible study I’m going to organize” mug shot. 

Jennifer, I really think it is time to speak woman to woman.

We did this with one of the recent Jurassic Park remakes. For whatever reason the crowd was FEELING it and it was so fun. But at one point the dinos ate somebody and this kid yelled 'GOT EM' and half the theatre burst out laughing. It was a weird showing where the crowd was all talking and generally obnoxious but…

Ok, but can we talk about Josh Duggar getting arrested on child pornography charges? 

Avatar. My ex wanted to see it. I did not, but was trying to be gracious, cuz that’s what relationship people fucking do. He bought us the deluxe 3-D package. Opening night! Packed house! Exciting! Thirty minutes in, I barfed all over myself and fled in tears. That’s how I figured out I can’t watch 3-D movies and got…

Really? I thought he always defended her and called out the racist press for assuming he’d have more in common with Princess Gwyneth than someone from similar middle class origins.

When the original Mortal Kombat movie came out, we saw it in the theater opening night, and the crowd was VERY into it. I don’t know what mind meld happened, but every time a fight was over, the crowd would erupt in a loud cheer, then go silent for a moment, then simultaneously shout “FINISH HIM!” and we were all in…