Just want to ask nicely, pretty please Joan, would you consider writing Real Housewives recaps??? I can’t bring myself to watch those Power Rankings videos.

Supposedly Kyle’s contract says she can’t be fired. Supposedly the same deal with LVP.

I’m willing to bet there is some gel insert action going on in there. At any rate— they BEAT THE FUCK outta high heels! 

There’s only one officially sanctioned word to refer to “Dr.” Phil:

People who call other people “daddy” when they find them attractive skeeve me the fuck out and raises concerning red flags.

This is a genuinely terrifying step towards authoritarianism. This is why we absolutely need to be enthusiastic about Biden/Harris and encourage everyone we know to vote for them. I’m not one for hysterics but this is just one in a series of steps that makes me scared our democracy will not survive if he’s re-elected.…

How is this legal? This must be a stalling tactic to delay any disclosure until after the election, as an interim judge or judicial reviewing panel will boot the DoJ and make Trump refile.

I know we make a lot of “jokes” about William Barr being his stooge, but this is absolutely nuts.

my thoughts exactly. How he didn’t slap the orange off his face for that is beyond me. We knew Cohen was as big a piece of shit as Trump but wow, your own daughter? Because Cohen had to also know if Trump was ever alone or near his daughter he’d definitely try something with her.  Fucking trash.

See, if this had been me standing next to shit-for-brains

1) Is there one photo out there of Cohen that doesn’t look like the dictionary definition of ‘sad sack’?

It’s a start. But now, they need to be exceptionally proactive and get rid of that lousy, hack attorney general. He’s one of the biggest jackass’ between this tragedy and justice.

I had a little emotional breakdown over my art project in third grade and she said she was going to speak with my teacher about how upset I was. Proud and (normally) unemotional, I begged her not to tell the teacher I had been crying. The next morning, my mom handed me a sealed envelope and told me that to give it to…

Odds these two “former sr Trump admin officials” are Mattis and Kelly?

I found this article (linked from an article linked by this article... if that makes sense) to provide a little more context about the precautions they are taking at this festival. There is also a different picture of Swinton actually accepting an award wearing a much more ordinary white cloth mask.

Swinton is an entitled narcissist who makes great acting and fashion choices.

As much as I despised W, I never felt as though he hated other Americans. I thought he was in way over his head, I thought he was deluded as to the extent of his incompetence, I thought his idealogical goals were bad. But I never thought he hated other Americans, and I think he was genuinely anguished at 9/11.

I truly do not understand how there can even be a question that someone other than the FATHER of a middle-aged woman should be appointed their conservator. Apparently, she’s well enough to keep performing sufficient to bring in lots and lots of money - but somehow needs Daddy to make all decisions, including forcing…