omg he will forever be Richard!!!! (old Christine’s husband!) hehehehe man I really loved that show, I need to figure out that streaming situation.

Ma’am, ma’am...this is an Internet Wendys.

Huh I never knew they were together and now I have all the emotions simultaneously 

...but I’ve always gotten the impression that playing the Winkelvoss twins was not a stretch for him...”

it was “a joy to help heal somebody,” although I wouldn’t necessarily describe bringing a much younger person into your relationship to mentor them, then pursuing a relationship with them after separating from your husband, as “healing.”

I’m in my thirties now, but as a very cool fifth grader I bought all of my crinkly maxi-skirts and jingle-bell anklets at Pier 1. 

Treat her like Lea Michele? Like wave, and say “bye, bitch”?

Erykah has a point. When I was dating, men ghosted me when I was nice and caring. But when I blew them off, ignored them, and overall treated them like shit, they were a lot more interested in me. I didn't enjoy that attention. 

She’s going to mysteriously “commit suicide” in prison before her day in court.

Just in case anyone missed their new song and video. So good.

He and Jennifer Westfeldt always insisted they didn’t want to get married and didn’t want children and then, after 20 years, they broke up and...well, this seemed inevitable.

I’m calling it the Pete Davidson Effect, because there’s no better example than Pete Davidson being engaged to Ariana Grande, then dating Kate Beckinsale.

Oh, Paulina, Pride Month is not the right time to draw attention to your trivializing fetishization of queer men.

Given Tesla’s quality control issues, I’m assuming this was merely an opportunity for Musk to disappoint two women at once.

I like IKEA. I find putting together their furniture soothing. I enjoy watching people completely short circuit with spacial relationships trying to fit large rectangular boxes into their small, not rectangular cars. I derive great joy figuring out exactly how much I can tetris into my car.

How this woman transformed herself from cool rock chick to cheeseball TV personality is mind boggling.

a long thread of chris d’elia hitting on, raping, and blackmailing young women, many who were underage

I can guarantee you one thing, if the demographics of the pandemic were flipped (i.e. it disproportionally affected white communities instead of minority communities), this country would have been shut down, and kept shut down, until a vaccine was developed and widely available.

I live in Louisville. This whole situation is disgusting and needs more attention. Brett Hankison, one of the officers involved has numerous complaints against him and recently two young woman came forward on social media with allegations of sexual assault, both very believable. They both said they were on their way…

A-Rod is really leaning into this whole frumpy, middle aged, dad thing, huh?