I dunno if that green outfit is even a tux. How is it not just a “suit”?

Bill Hader is one of my favorite human beings based solely on his everyday humble persona. Fred Armisen is not. FWIW

Mads Mikkelsen gets my vote for Best Lecter. 

Joe Alwyn was in Mary Queen of Scots.

The only way to get impeachment out of the news is a parade of dead Americans targeted by Iran or Hezbollah.

And it’s working. There has already been another attack in Kenya in which 3 Americans were killed (one service member and 2 defense contractors).

“Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate.... I believe that he will attach Iran sometime prior to the election, because he thinks that’s the only way he can get (re-)elected. Isn’t it pathetic?”
-Donald Trump, November 2011

Yeah, I guess, what do you think would be the US response if a foreign government had murdered George W. Bush while he was in office?  A top Pentagon official?  Come the fuck on. 

Congratulations, the crooked idiot you elected as president just committed an act of war.

I did not realize that everyone did not live their life this way. I figured everyone had their regularly scheduled poop time, either morning, noon, or night. I wake up stupid early before work because I shall not be rushed.

I don’t know that all Youtube “celebs” are influencers, but definitely the ones involved in petty drama over hair care vitamins or fake weddings would be considered influencers.

To be fair, I totally thought white women should have been in the bracket. /signed a white woman

There should be a rule that he can’t serve more time than Brock Turner.

For Christ’s sake, people. Do not use a baseball bat to go beat up somebody you think needs an ass kicking. At best, that’s aggravated assault (a felony). At worst, it’s attempted murder (a worse felony). We all love our daughters. If we use our fists instead of deadly weapons, we can convey that love violently while…

I mean...violence is not the answer, but I understand. I don’t condone it, but I get it.

In case you don’t want to click through to the Buzzfeed “article” to get the latest thirst from Kumail here you go. Wow, I didn’t realize that cats could make these pictures even better.

*stares at you in cat*

Exactly!!!! Ding Ding Ding! I could relax and have a good time (uh huh, oh yeah) with Andy Dwyer Chris Pratt, but I’d have to suck in my stomach the whole time with Star-Lord Chris Pratt. ;)

I’m one of those people who only watches streaming services.