i don’t know if i would say that gucci suit is ‘drab’, exactly - ‘stiff’, maybe?

Anal cancer incidence, mortality rise sharply in US.

Tired: shaking your fists at the clouds

Taint that the truth.

I think the sunshine on her butthole makes it easier to pull “explanations” and “facts” out from there.

I mean, Pete Wentz and Rivers Cuomo aren’t either.  Obviously they didn’t mean strictly romantic couples; they meant literally people who were photographed together.

It’s one of those things (the other being class stratification) that make this country functionally not very different from the monarchies we pretend to abhor

Vote Dem, convince everyone you know to do the same in 2020. Even if she lives longer than 2020, Justice Ginsburg deserves the chance to retire.

But if you’re taking time to pray for Ginsburg, I would suggest sparing a prayer for Stephen Breyer, a justice who skews liberal and is 81.

Watching contact sports, including American football, rugby, roller derby.

Good for Beck for getting out, but it’s silly for him to pretend like we were all just imagining him being a Scientologist when he explicitly said he was in a 2005 interview.

Agreed. Some years ago, a friend and I went out to eat in Cardiff, when the rugby world cup was on. Wall to wall guys with thighs like teak. I nearly forgot to eat for a minute!

That along with the completely straight-faced horse impression followed by “he’s a slightly irish horse,” has me convinced this dude knew exactly what he was doing and fucking nailed it.

I’m loving Jezebel’s sports coverage.

“Weee’rrre going to do bettrrr against Baattthh. He’s a slightly Irish horse.” I snorted Diet Coke. on that. 

I live in Wales, where thick thighed rugby players with shoulders like tallboys run up and down the hill outside my house as part of their training... Usually when I'm coincidentally outside...

“Hey Horsey” is now how I will address all my friends.

You just missed the rugby World Cup. It was full of extremely beautiful, thicc rugby mans :)