She has the most dead eyes in that first pic.

According to Merriam Style there are warm olives and cool olives. I’ve yet to figure out which one I am. I just figured out I’m some sort of olive. Dark hair, dark eyes. Colors that work best for me are chartreuse, tomato red, purple, gold, greens. Can wear both cream and white. Pastels look awful on me. I can wear…

I thought I was the only one thinking “That’s a big coat?!?!”

But da accent tho. That moves him up the chain a bit.

Why does that picture of him look like someone ‘shopped bits of Ben Affleck’s features onto his face?

Don’t be dissing the Red Rocker like that. 

Weren’t Rih and Drake “friends” before they did whatever they did that didn’t work out?

My accepting and forgetful mind thought “What about Chaz?” for a second before I remembered. Chaz has always been Chaz to me, apparently.

Sturgill Simpson is rock?

Her mother is out of the hospital now, and the first thing they did once she was released was to go out to dinner in a crowded restaurant.

My version of a housedress is fuzzy pants and a hoodie.

That thumbnail looks like my ex and Andy Cohen had a baby. Do not want.

I’m actually surprised they have lasted as long as they have. I thought for sure once they had to quarantine together there would be a breakup. 

Little girl me would have loved ALL of these Barbies, influencer or not.

I legit thought that was RHONY’s Leah in that pic.

That punch sounds fantastic. Throw some rum in and I’m all set.

I like Wendy. She read Karen during the first meal they all had together (“You still have sex?!?!?”), she’s smart, she and her husband get along, her kids are cute, and the Nigerian culture she brought along with her is interesting.

What’s the blue thing? Is he blowing up a balloon?

I “knew” someone who was the size of my thumb fully erect. 

What, pray tell, are odor glands? Is she part skunk?