easy as poo

He continues to be an embarrassment to our state, even though he’s finally out of office. 

One of my ladies was literally a rescue from the side of the road when she was a tiny kitten. She still “nurses” blankets when she’s happy in my lap and she’s 11 years old.

My ex mother in law gave me several pairs of enormous granny panties.. No, it wasn’t a joke, and yes they were much bigger than anything I would have possibly worn.  Who buys their daughter in law underwear?!?!?!?

I misread it as Prince Charles Comes out as a Top and my first thought was “Good for him!”.

My first thought was “Mention it all!”

She obviously had to do that to distract from her horribly disfigured face /s. Surprised she didn’t mention that.  

The only tolerable part of going to the mall at Christmas is the fact the nut vendor will be there.  The whole mall smells like heaven (actually sugary buttery goodness).

It was Bethenny who committed the faux pas of not using her title, like the driver cared.

And LaRosa Pizza

With all the work she’s had done to her face it’s like he’s dating someone other than Gwen Stefani now.

How does one get out of the grays?  Asking for a friend.

How would one shave a vagina? It would be hard to get the razor up there.

I am so sorry for your loss. Losing a pet is a special kind of pain.

I thought it WAS her at first glance.

I thought I was the only one who hadn’t seen it.  It’s like it’s somehow canon for humankind to watch this thing for some reason.

Same.  The rough and tough look is a turn on.

Just for “Prowlin’”, although I did have a major crush on DiMucci at the time.

She looks like a blonde Andie MacDowell

Which one was the Denis Leary one?