lol. Because they are 10 years old and Cardi is supposedly, I use this word very loosely, an adult.

Shit, you really need to check out that 10 year old kid’s diss track. It features some gems as :

I think he’s more concerned with reality than being a woketard.

Makes sense. Cardi needs to engage with someone of similar intellect. A 10 year old is perfect.

lol. Good luck with that.

Yuck. Don’t bring that plastic whore into a conversation about smoking hot women.

I love her even more now.

Damn straight. She is one of the only 50+ women that Pete Buttjudge would absolutely pound all night.

Of course you can’t help wonder. But this isnt The Root, this is Jizzabel.

Stanford swimmer refers to Brock’s jizz.

Woah, bra! That’s a hot take. Guess that’s the kind of eureka moment you have when you’re sitting on your fancy deck drinking your imported beers, bra!

I believe her for two reasons. One, guy’s name is Brock - that’s a rapist name. Two - unlike the ugly bitches accusing the Donald, she is hot enough to smash. I can totally see that happening.

Don’t you worry, Riri. Pete Buttjudge is sending his thoughts and also some paper towels. But I hear its not a big deal. The advantage of being a giant shithole is that there’s little for a hurricane to destroy.

Man. It’s truly a sad day for a celebrity when the day you drop dead is the first time anyone has heard of you.

Yeah, thank God your President is so awesome. Must be why you have to beg foreigners for a handout to clean up your shitty country. What kind of dickhead says the US Coast Guard is doing a great job as though they don’t take orders from the President?

Boris will be there with the towels as soon as he finishes this small matter of brexiting.

Thank god for the white countries! Have you noticed they are the only ones anyone expects aid from?

lol. That was a quick turnaround.

What does it matter? Have you been to Bahamas? The whole place already looks like it had been hit by a hurricane.

VSB has always been an oxymoron.